Tongue, not a word:

4:29PM

are any of you on

myspace?

add my friend

ELIZABETH

now. please. she's an awesome gal.

myspace seems to be the thing to do nowadays. hmm. i may have to join myself.

sorry for the lack of updates! i heart you all, i really do! <3

8:30PM - my irish name

Your Irish Name Is...

Orla Fitzgerald

yayhoo for that

10:24PM

wow, it's been a while!
don't worry, i'm still alive!
life has just been... grueling recently!

so pleeeeeeeeease give me an update on what's been going on with you!
i promise to start updating/commenting more!

<3333E*beth

5:04PM - JOIN

xconfabulationx


it's an awesome community, but we need more people!!! come, discuss, be added, make friends, bitch, whatever!!!!
plus the mod is hawt, kari!! ;p

xconfabultionx

pleasie weasie!

7:24PM - hey look at me

Your Life as a Celebrity by Karen_Walker
username
reason for being famous	star of a reality showtalk show hostgame show hostactoractresspop starrock starrappermodelscreen writerdirectorproducercelebutanteheiressfashion designer
plastic surgery you've had done	nose jobbotoxchin implantboob jobliposuctioneye liftnew butt
your tabloid scandal	eating disorder
your stalker	razor_
your best friend
your nemesis
the tabloids think you're dating
you're really dating
your secret lover
your bitter ex
how long you stay in the spotlight	a year
Quiz created with MemeGen!

10:18PM

long time no update.

sheesh. friends list is smaller. eek.

i hate people who take up the road trying to turn left when they have the light, but there's no turn lane so you have to SIT THERE AND WAIT FOR THEM just cuz they won't pull their car up enough so you can squeeze by.

i also hate when you say to someone, "dude, this stuff is hard!! i don't understand!"
and their ONLY response is, "actually, it's really easy." they don't explain or anything... it's just a comment made to make you feel bad, that's all i can figure out.

so that's what pisses ME off. what pisses YOU off?
come on, i really wanna know! : )

4:45PM - HAPPY TOTALLY WIERD LJ DAY

news flash:
apparently (according to other lj users *cough*alas_sweet_lady*cough*)
today (january 17th) is the first annual TOTALLY WIERD LJ DAY.
so i guess that means just make a totally wierd lj entry and pretend it's real.
so here's mine:


i just ended an affair with a tango singer from argentina. he was married and has a kid. i baby sit for him a lot. his kid, i mean.

okie dokie dunno if that's what's meant by TOTALLY WIERD
but i think that's kinda odd.
so ha now you go.

4:18PM

Tell Me About Your Sex Life? by electronicoffee
Username
Sexuality
Favorite Postion	you like getting hand/finger jobs
Secret Fetish	heavy bondage [give]
Age of Lost Virginity	15
Bedroom Talent	you're good with your tongue
Flavor Of Lubricant	peaches
Kinkiest Place To Do It	in your partner's ex's house
Who Was Your First	it doesn't matter. they weren't good.
Quiz created with MemeGen!

heeehee how true.
not really. lol.
<333333333333333333333



All You Need Is Love


!!!!!!!!!!!!!which BEATLES song are you?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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9:32PM

10:14PM

bullshit
have you ever fallen in love
and been lead on
and on
and on
and on
only to find
he's fallen in love with someone else
someone named thomas
that's fucking right
he's gay
bullshit




</3 i wanted to marry him.

7:08PM

i AM the walrus.

12:21PM - sorry haven't posted in so long...

so yea, christmas is gonna be good. i hope. i think. i dunno, actually. we'll see. hmmm.

ok, you know how in movies when people throw things out windows, there's always a giant crash and then a cat goes "reeeeeeeeeooowwwwwwwwwww!"
WHAT THE FUCK?
why is there ALWAYS a cat there?!!?

1:47PM

The pupil of an octopus' eye is rectangular.

4:29PM - My friend Steven has a solution....

ok, Steven has this solution for the palestinian/israeli conflict in the middle east:

"ok, let's take all the palestinians/israelis (it doesn't matter which group) and put them all in texas"


hmmm good thinkin, steve.

hahahaha

no.

5:44PM - WtF

why is lying


so

easy

?

9:04PM

No need to grieve. Whatever it is, there’s plenty more of it down the line.

11:42AM - please comment

coke or pepsi?

7:37PM

for the rain it raineth every day